Some people take their coffee with extra foam. You take yours with a side of productivity. Our ‘Function Over Froth’ T-shirt is brewed for performers, doers, and anyone who doesn’t waste time on fluff. Made from ridiculously comfy cotton and loaded with caffeine-free charisma, this shirt is perfect for hustlers, makers, and ultra-practical brewers of success. Whether you’re coding, lifting, or calmly handling chaos, let the world know: you’re here to work, not whip.
