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CPR: Can’t Promise Resurrection T-Shirt

$68.56 $111.76
Whether you’re a lifeguard, a paramedic, or just someone who watched three seasons of Grey’s Anatomy, this ‘CPR: Can’t Promise Resurrection’ T-shirt keeps it real with a humorous edge. Let the world know you’re willing to try, but hey—expectations should be managed. Made with ultra-soft cotton and a print bold enough to stop a heart (figuratively), it’s perfect for medical pros, dark humor fans, and anyone who excels in awkward crisis advice. Wear it to the gym, at work, or your next CPR training session… just maybe not during actual resuscitations.
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